This document printed from the University
of Illinois Extension A Gardeners Place at http://www.extension.uiuc.edu/cook/
Ode to Violets
June 17, 2006
Ron Wolford
Unit Educator, Urban Horticulture and Environment
Cook County Unit 3807 West 111th Street
Chicago, IL 60655
Phone: 773-233-0476
FAX: 773-233-0910 rwolford@uiuc.edu
The following poem was sent to me by a lovely lady on the north side of Chicago in 1996 who is now 86 years young. As many of you may be fighting violets in your lawn, this poem will give you a chuckle. I'm sure you will enjoy it and possibly share it with others.
Oh, little violet in my lawn, Gee, how I wish that you were gone! I strive to grow a carpet green In which no weed nor blossom's seen. You don't belong among these blades Of grass...move to some place with shades 'Neath tree or bush, by rocks and rills, Where passing strollers leap with thrills When they spy your purple hue, And gush aloud with "Ahhh!" and "Ooh!" Come spring, I pray you'll not say "Hey, I'm here again! Have a nice day!" How you intrude, you wedge in so That in your spot my grass can't grow! Wish I could kill your kith and kin And make of you a true has-been! 'Tis true, wee flower, shy and coy You are State Flower of Illinois, But seeing how you spit out seed To me I class you as a weed! Yes, fellow, I am not impressed, Knowing how I must invest In "goo" that will deweed the space Except for your "Can't-hurt-me" face! You do thrust out your tongue and thrive, And stay defiantly alive! But, years ago, this wasn't thus, For when I saw you, how I'd fuss! I sang to you when but a kid. I loved the way you shyly hid. I shrieked with joy to see your hue, Where midst the concrete cracks you grew. When young, I'd bunch you in a vase And sketch your petaled purple face. I plucked your blooms and whiffed your smell, And pinned you to my coat lapel... But that was long before I grew This lawn that made a home for you, Where you and all your progeny Advanced like soldiers, daringly! But, now I'm old...my lawn I prize, I see it "green" my neighbor's eyes. I use my waning energy Defying your persistency, As I get down on aching knees And use old-fashioned elbow grease To pry you and your heart out loose And shout with glee...OUT, FIEND, VAMOOSE